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Q & A with Tod MacArlane Dear Tod MacArlane, you are my favorite of the Imagine artists. How did you get so awesome? -Tad Dear Tad, I practiced a lot. And then when I got good at being an asshole, I studied anatomy. And then I threw that out the window So fuck off, TMac Todbro (can I call you Tod, bro?), where did you come up with the idea for Spewn? Is it based on the Spirit by Will Eisner? -Jefferson Jefferson, Spewn isn't just an idea, it's an ideal. Something that Will Eisner doesn't know about because he is a hack. So thanks for your assinine question, and yes, I spell it that way on purpose TMac a.k.a. fuck you Mr. MacArlane, I'm a small self-publisher (like you!) and I was wondering if you had any financial advice for me. I'm slowly going bankrupt (like you!) and wanted to know how to bounce back from such adversity. -Gareth Dear Gareth, There's nothing small about me. Unlike you, who obviously has a small penis. As for financial advice, I'd go for baseball memoribilia. It's worked for me. And I'm not going bankrupt. The only thing that is ankrupt is the critical thoughts of comic purchasers that do not buy my comic. They are asses just like you. Sincerely, no wait, I don't like you, Tod MacArlane Tod M., how did you come up with the spaghetti string webbing for Webber-man? That was awesome! -Samantha Dear Samantha, You do not have your facts straight, the concept the I-talians call spaghetti actually comes from my drawings. I came up with the fucking word, and I am currently suing everybody who uses that word because I believe I own it. And bitch, you can bet your name is on list. Love Tod Madman MacArlane! How come you talk like you got man testicles in your mouth? -Jake Dear Jake, I crave them. And I thought we were keeping this secret. Loving with my truest of hearts Toddy Bear