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Anime Review: UG ~ Ultimate Girls The latest masterpiece from the sickos over at studio M.O.E. (Master of Entertainment) is a pedo-filled stab at the Ultraman-Fighting-Kaiju Monster genre. It takes place in your typical anime 21st century Tokyo, where big monsters regularly rampage across the city and guys in masks grow 60 feet tall to fight them. The obligatory ordinary school girl (Silk) with her friends cosplay-obsessed glasses-girl (Tsubame) and big-boob girl (Vivian) are just minding their own damn business when they are harassed orange kaiju that looks disturbing like a giant .... Not to worry, UFO Man is here to save the day! Oops, maybe he shouldn't have stepped on them. Don't worry, UFO Man in his infinite (perverted) wisdom decides to loan Silk and her friends his power to save their lives and become Heroines of JusticeTM! There's just one problem ? to transform, Silk must grasp UFO Man's high-suggestive ?rod? wagging in front of her. One magical transformation later (where a pasty white substance literally squirts on the poor girl, dissolves her clothes, and forms her skin-tight costume as she grows thirty feet tall), she managed to push the monster over! Unfortunately, this just makes the monster madder. What's worse, the condition of her costume is tied to her energy supply? the longer she fights, the bigger those holes in her costume gets! Fortunately, through the power of (literal) embarrassment a big glowing aura appears around Silk and destroys the monster! Thus UFO Man P is born! Note that all the above was covered in about 12 minutes of the first episode. This is one of those lowest denominator shows where it pretty much relies on shock value to entertain. Considering M.O.E. previous works, the loli-pandering is pretty standard. Also note this is a summary of the first episode. It only gets worse from here, with a train-monster with a train for a ..., a doctor-monster with a stethoscope for a ..., the fact you get more power the more you are embarrassed (hence the disappearing costume), the atrocities go on and on and on?