Booker Prize Unexpectedly Won by Tony Hawk

Paul Rand Commissioned by Crips to Develop New Gang Signage

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Amazing New Hack Allows Hackers to Add Paper Towel Dispenser to Hacked Monitor

George W Bush Resolves to Resolve World Resolutions

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Rare LP of Dr Phils Druggy Late 60s Rock Band Found

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Beanie Babies Found to Contain Asbestos

Pushing People onto Fire Hydrants

Hitler Nude Photos Found

Hitler Still Alive and Painting for Thomas Kinkade

Morrissey Blasts Morrissey in Interview

Severed Head of Abigail Van Buren Starting to Deteriorate

Not All Germans Gay According to Survey

Karl Rove Owned Slaves Says Former Girlfriend

Surgeon General Says Toxins Good for You

Andrew WK Involved In Bizarre UFO Coverup According to Report

The Cuban Missile Crisis

Bobcat Goldthwait Biography

Lynch Lost Highway Analysis

Will Smith killed Tupac

Failproof Hangover Cure

Jerry Seinfeld Found Dead with Prostitute in Seedy Motel

President Bush Revealed to Have Brain Cancer

A Perfect Day for Weird Al Yankovic by JD Salinger

Elbow Macaroni Contains Cyanide

God Bless America

Monorails are a Good Source of Nutrition

Jeff Goldblum is a Funny Guy

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Crack Now the Indie Rock Drug of Choice

Bizarre Synchronicity

The Little Known Life of Genghis Khan Jr

Getting Drunk and Going Swimming is Americas New Pastime

Neuromancer was actually written by Irvine Welsh

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