A Complete Database Of Jewish Nerds
-Jerry Lewis, circa Nutty Professor |
-That kid from American Pie who fucked the pie and was Jewish by virtue of the fact that his dad was Eugene Levy. |
-Buddy Holly (originally Baruch Hotzenstern, of Tel Aviv) |
-This guy Jared that my friend knows |
-Sir Englebert Humperdinck |
-Henry Winkler, AKA "The Fonz" (contrary to some reports, he is in fact a nerd) |
-Adam Horowitz from the Beastie Boys |
-Paul from the Wonder Years |
-Professor Frink from the Simpsons (see Jerry Lewis) |
-Milhouse from the Simpsons |
-The Jewish Nerd from the Simpsons who is not Milhouse but is also a Jewish Nerd |
-Dustin Diamond AKA Screech, from Saved by the Bell |
-Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park |
-Jeff Goldblum from The Fly |
-Jeff Goldblum from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai |
-Natalie Portman circa Star Wars |
-Beakman from Beakman's World |
-The Ostensibly Jewish Turtle from Rocko's Modern Life |
-Alan Dershowitz (circa Klaus Von Bulow Trial) |
-Mayim Bialik from Blossom |
-Dustin Hoffman (circa Rainman) |
-Brian from My So-Called Life |
-Ben Stein from Who Killed Ferris Bueller? |
-The Jewish Nerd from Revenge of the Nerds |
-The Jewish Nerd from Head of the Class |
-Bob Dylan (born Robert Allen Zimmerman) |
-The Jewish Nerd from The OC |
-The Jewish Nerd from Jack & Bobby |
A Complete Database Of British Jewish Nerds
-Rowan Atkinson (Black Adder, Bean) |
-Shylock from Merchant of Venice |
-Justine Frischman (Elastica) |
A Complete Database Of Mulatto Jewish Nerd Guitarists:
-Slash (born Saul Hudson) |
-Gene Simmons (born Chaim Witz), not mulatto |
-Jimi Hendrix (unconfirmed) |
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