This is a bio for Bobcat Goldthwait, a famous comedian. He is about 60 years old right now, but is still funny, even for an old person. He used to be fat, but since he got skinny he's not as funny as he used to be. That is ok because he is still funny. I think he was born in Canada but moved to the United States because he was French and persecuted for being French. He is most famous for being in one of the Police Academy Movies, I forget which.

Now that Bobcat Goldthwait is skinny, how can you tell it is him? He has a scratchy voice that is very humorous. However, that is not his real voice. Sometimes during a comic routine he will become depressed or upset and use his real voice, which is very normal sounding. But when you hear him use his real voice, beware! He may be suffering from some kind of emotional breakdown that many comedians usually have in the safe, controlled environment of a liquor store.

One time, Bobcat got very upset and set the Tonight Show on fire. Most people think he was trying to kill Jay Leno, but Jay Leno escaped unharmed. Maybe someday Bobcat can finish the job.

Bobcat was in a movie called Shakes The Clown which is based on Bobcat's real life. In this movie you can see that Bobcat is quite a party animal! Also, he has had sex with many famous women like Florence Henderson from the Brady Bunch. You should not confuse Bobcat with Bob Saget, who is also funny, but is more famous because of his serious dramatic work in Full House.

Bobcat is also something of a Rock & Roll Star. He does a funny impression of Bone-o from U2, and was on a Nirvana commercial where he fishes poultry out of Kurt Cobain's vagina. Bobcat's favourite pop group is the Sex Pistols, and even sang lead vocals on their reunion tour when their normal singer Johnny Rotten got misdiagnosed with cancer of the brains.

Bobcat's best friends are Ben Stiller and Janeane Garafalo, who are also comedians. They lived in a trailer park in Kenosha, Wisconsin during the earlier parts of their careers. It was there that Bobcat met Bill Cosby, and became head writer for the Cosby Show.

Nowadays Bobcat lives in Sausalito, California and is writing a book about family life with his wife and 18 children. Sometimes Bobcat will fly to New York with his brother-in-law, Anthony Michael Hall, and appear as extras in various skits on Saturday Night Live, although lately Bobcat has been staying home due to arthritis.

Is this the end of Bobcat Goldthwait's career? Let's hope not. This old man has a lot of years of quality comedy left in him!