Dr. Jonah Isaiah says he endured years of ridicule for his theory

Contradicting years of common knowledge and anecdotal evidence, not all Germans are homosexuals, according to recent data compiled by a high-level researcher at the world famous Gothenberg Institute of Sexuality in Sweden.

"It flies in the face of traditional sentiment on the matter," stated Dr. Jonah Isaiah, at a news conference last Tuesday. Isaiah, the principal investigator of the project, spent over 10 years researching German literature and history books before coming to his surprising conclusions.

"I spent so much time really studying the data, really looking closely at the broad range of information, and shockingly, it kept pointing in the same direction: that not all Germans are gay. Frankly, I was as surprised as anyone."

Despite this, Isaiah describes the harrowing ordeal of revealing his suspicions to his colleagues, who instead of embracing his findings, shunned him and his research.

"Doctors-- people with Ph.D. degrees and medical licenses-- would spit on me in the hallways," the doctor says, still sounding amazed. "I had to send my kids away to a private school in Stockholm to maintain their security."

After spending the better part of a decade enduring ridicule and hostility from the countless doubters who ceaselessly questioned the validity of his findings and even openly threatened him and his family, the doctor finally decided to go public with his findings by publishing his research in the German scientific journal, the Journal of Human Sexuality.

"I'm sure it was one of the most controversial papers they have ever received," says Isaiah, whose white teeth and youthful looks betray his age of 55, "And I'm sure they were about to throw it in the garbage, but thank God, once peer reviewers examined my research methodologies and saw that it wasn't just junk science, I think the tide started to turn."

Yet, for all the hardship Dr. Isaiah has had to suffer through to have his idea see the light of day, he does not seem bitter. "When evidence comes to light that contradicts decades, centuries-- millenia, even-- of what is thought to be common knowledge, you cannot expect people to accept it with open arms," Isaiah told a reporter. "But regardless of what I've had to deal with, it's a good day for Germans everywhere."