PRESIDENT BUSH REVEALED TO HAVE BRAIN CANCER

Secret reports by French Intelligence seem to reveal that President Bush is affected with a terminal bout of brain cancer. An x-ray stolen from the Bethesda Naval Hospital where Bush receives his twice yearly physicals shows an inoperable tumor on the upper right cerebral cortex. An independent brain surgeon consulted by Lost Ledgers guessed that the cancer, if left untreated, could cause an irreversable case of death within 20 years.